Contributing Factors

 Things that drive me crazy…

1. High heels with sweat pants
2. High heels with bathing suits
3. Children
4. Children in heels
5. Smacking
6. Talking to me while I’m on the phone
7. Talking to me while I'm watching a movie
8. Children talking to me
9. A size 12 girl squeezing into a size 8 dress
10. A size 10 boy wearing size 14 jeans (lookin like a FOOL with your pants on the ground!)
11. Waiting in any line for any thing
12. Small talk
13. Automated phone messages
14. Being hot and having a stranger’s bare arm brush mine
15. People who speak slowly
16. Back hair
17. Walking to close to me (mother!)
18. The surgery channel
19. Waiters who don’t write you order down and then screw it up
20. Jhorts
21. Having to press 1 for English
22. Directv